Poker Quotes
Welcome to the poker quotes page where we list famous and not
so famous poker sayings.
1. "All you need is a chip and a chair" - unknown
2. "If you're too careful, you're whole life can become a fuck'in
grind. (Matt Damon, Rounders)
3. "You gotta know when to hold'em, know when to foldem, know when
to walk away, know when to run. You never count your money when you're
sittin at the table, there'll be time enuff for countin' when the dealin's
done." (Kenny Rogers, Know When to foldem)
4. "You call...gonna be all over, baby." - Scotty Nguyen,
during the 1998 World Series of Poker while holding the nuts, playing
heads-up.
5. "Holdem is to stud what chess is to checkers." - Johnny
Moss
6. "I never go looking for a sucker. I
look for a Champion and make a sucker of of him." - "Amarillo"
Slim Preston
7. "Poker is a lot like sex, everone thinks
they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing!"
-- Dutch Boyd
8. "There are few things that are so
unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows
very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort
of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is
fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal,
sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush".
It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." - Mark Twain
We hope you have enjoyed our poker quotes page.
The best part about reading this page is that famous poker sayings and
poker quotes can a) motivate you to play better and work harder and b)
a funny poker quote can always provide good entertainment.
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